Monday, January 31, 2011
BUTT WHAT
IS ANAL FIXATION
THE SAME AS
TERMINAL ASSHOLE
?
COJUNCTIVE COLITIS
IS WHEN YOUR SHIT
IS STUCK IN
YOUR
GUT
COLOSTOMY
ANAL ANALYSIS
RECTUM INSPECTION
ASSHOLE CHECK
ARD
ANAL RETENTION DEFICIT
IS WHEN YOU CAN'T
REMEMBER
SHIT
I WAS ADDICTED TO FOOD BUT
HAD TO GIVE IT UP
BECAUSE
...EVERYTHING I ATE TURNED TO
SHIT
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
CONFESSION
I was driving in Beverly Hills, Calif. The crem' de la creme
if you please.
There were two kinds of people living there. The common rich and the filthy rich. They had a private club that they hung out at. It was way back in a private residential area, away from the tourist.
Only movers and shakers went there.
One late summer afternoon I get a call for it and drive on up there.
The parking attendant said my fare would be out shortly and directed me to park next to a brand new, sleek, shiney
Jaguar.
It was a deep forrest green. Who ever owned it was obviously a person of status. It was parked right next to the entrance where nobody could miss it going in.
It obviously said; I'm important.
When I backed in next to it I heard a noise. Un-oh. I pulled up and looked in my rear view mirror.
There was a nipple size dent the size of a quarter in that
shiney, new, forrest green Jaguar.
I was mortified
I had visions of being Bar-B-Qued by the pool
or hung from a cross till the birds picked the
flesh from my bones, not to mentioned
being fired.
I debated with my self what to do. Confess to the valet or
be discreet.
About then the valet flagged me. The people got in the cab and I took them some where.
I've felt bad about that for years but now that I've confessed
I feel much better
CONFESSIONS
The TAXI CAB is the travelling
CONFESSIONAL
Jeus drives cab at night in Hollywood
Tell him your sin, give him a big tip and he takes it away into the night
You feel better......for a little while anyway.
The driver has a confession
The reason I drove for so many years was the
SEX
I got more pussy than anything I've done in my life
So much so, that now
I can only get off in cabs.
Now that I'm older, co-ordinating the girl, the cab and the Viagra is a real challenge.
THE SKINNY
The "skinny" from the back seat;
............THE ONLY QUESTION LEFT FOR AMERICA
IS
..WILL THE MEXICANS ACCEPT
ISLAM
???
??
?
OUT
How do you politely throw someone out of a cab
so they won't complain....!!!!!
You tell them;
.....if you don't like the way this cab is operated
you can always
SHOP AROUND...!!!!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
QUESTIONS
In the cab at night there are many questions
One of the most common is the most obvious
The passengers asks......
How do I get out?
The conversation goes like this.
Open the door
How do I do that?
Use the handle
Where's it at?
On the door
Where at on the door?
Near the center
If you need more help I'll come back
there and help you out.
D-uuuhhh!!
TWO BLONDES ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF A RIVER
ONE HOLLARS TO THE OTHER
....HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE ?
THE OTHER ONE REPLIES
...SILLY, YOUR ALREADY THERE
D-UUUUUHHHH...!!!!!
FAT
THE SKINNY
from the
BACK SEAT
...is this;
Someone asked Rosie O'Donnel if she was fat because
she was a lesbian, or a lesbian because she was fat
?
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