THE ACCIDENT

THE SKINNY

HOT FLASH

X-CLUSIVE TO

TAXI TIMES

The skinny from the streets is;  THE VIRGIN MARY

WAS NOT...!!

A VIRGIN

Recently discovered documents reveal that when asked to confirm her virginity she replied, " Yes, except for that one time." She said that didn't count because she had heard you had to do it three times to be sure.

It only gets worse and goes down hill from there.  Jesus did NOT die on the cross.  He only went into a coma.  After a good nights rest he felt better in the morning.  He made some noise.  A homeless person passing by heard him and helped him move the stone.

When he got out he saw Mary Magdeline coming.  He thanked the homeless person and asked him to leave because he wanted to..."suprise Mary." He went and hid behind a bush.

Mary went in and saw the empty tomb.  She went outside and there was Jesus...Hallelujah, a miracle, Jesus done rose from the dead.

Jesus, senseing an opportunity decided to take advantage of Mary and ...play her.

He told her, "Let's get outta' here.  These Jews are trying to kill me." 

They went and spent the night in an olive grove.  Mary had a little smoke and large, sweaty breast that glistened in the moon light as she breathed in and out.  He was a frustrated, thirty two year old virgin that needed to get laid.

The moon was full, the night was hot...nature ran it's course.  It was a religous experience for her.  When she got her nut, she screamed....OH GAWD, here I cum.

The bottom line is this...JESUS FUCKED A WHORE.

He died from his wounds.  She got pregnant had a little red haired girl that she took to France for safe keeping.  Don't let the Christians know.

YELLOW CAB